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An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!'
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

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He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
 
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground.  He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

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At that instant, the Atheist cried out: 
'Oh my God!'

Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'  'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?'  'Am I to count you as a believer?'

The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?'

'Very well', said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
 
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'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'
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One works even better than antidepressants

You can eat your way to a better mood! Certain foods and beverages have been proven to provide the raw materials that you need to feel sharper, more relaxed and just plain happier. Best choices…


 

HAPPY FOOD #1: CHOCOLATE

  • Chocolate can make you feel good—to such an extent that 52% of women would choose chocolate over sex, according to one survey.
  • Chocolate contains chemical compounds known as polyphenols, which interact with neurotransmitters in the brain and reduce anxiety. An Australian study found that men and women who consumed the most chocolate polyphenols (in the form of a beverage) felt calmer and more content than those who consumed a placebo drink.
  • Chocolate also boosts serotonin, the same neurotransmitter affected by antidepressant medications. It triggers the release of dopamine and stimulates the “pleasure” parts of the brain.
  • Then there’s the sensual side of chocolate—the intensity of the flavor and the melting sensation as it dissolves in your mouth. The satisfaction that people get from chocolate could be as helpful for happiness as its chemical composition. 
  • Recommended amount: Aim for one ounce of dark chocolate a day. Most studies used dark chocolate with 70% cacao or more.

HAPPY FOOD #2: FISH

  • Fish has been called “brain food” because our brains have a high concentration of omega-3 fatty acids—and so does fish. These fatty acids have been linked to memory and other cognitive functions. In countries where people eat a lot of fish, depression occurs less often than in countries (such as the US) where people eat less.
  • The omega-3s in fish accumulate in the brain and increase “membrane fluidity,” the ability of brain-cell membranes to absorb nutrients and transmit chemical signals.
  • A study in Archives of General Psychiatry looked at patients diagnosed with depression who hadn’t responded well to antidepressants. Those who were given 1,000 mg of EPA (a type of omega-3 fatty acid) daily for three months had significant improvements, including less anxiety and better sleep.
  • Recommended amount: Try to have at least two or three fish meals a week. Cold-water fish—such as sardines, mackerel and salmon—have the highest levels of omega-3s. Or choose a supplement with 1,000 mg of EPA and DHA (another omega-3 fatty acid) in total.

HAPPY FOOD #3: DARK GREEN VEGGIES

  • Dark green vegetables such as spinach, asparagus, broccoli and Brussels sprouts are loaded with folate, a B-complex vitamin that plays a key role in regulating mood. A Harvard study found that up to 38% of adults with depression had low or borderline levels of folate. Boosting the folate levels of depressed patients improved their mood.
  • Dark green vegetables are particularly good, but all vegetables and fruits boost mood. Researchers asked 281 people to note their moods on different days. On the days when the participants consumed the most vegetables and fruits, they reported feeling happier and more energetic. Folate certainly plays a role, but self-satisfaction may have something to do with it as well. People feel good when they eat right and take care of themselves.
  • Recommended amount: The minimum you should have is five servings of vegetables and fruits a day. Bonus: Middle-aged men who had 10 servings a day showed reduced blood pressure.

HAPPY FOOD #4: BEANS (INCLUDING SOYBEANS)

  • Beans are rich in tryptophan, an essential amino acid that is used by the body to produce serotonin, the neurotransmitter that affects feelings of calmness and relaxation.
  • Beans also are loaded with folate. Folate, as mentioned in the veggies section, plays a key role in regulating mood.
  • In addition, beans contain manganese, a trace element that helps prevent mood swings due to low blood sugar.
  • Recommended amount: For people not used to eating beans, start with one-quarter cup five days a week. Build up to one-half cup daily. This progression will help prevent gastrointestinal symptoms such as flatulence.

HAPPY FOOD #5: NUTS

  • Nuts are high in magnesium, a trace mineral involved in more than 300 processes in the body. People who don’t get enough magnesium feel irritable, fatigued and susceptible to stress.
  • The elderly are more likely than young adults to be low in magnesium—because they don’t eat enough magnesium-rich foods and/or because they tend to excrete more magnesium in their urine.
  • Also, many health problems can accelerate the depletion of magnesium from the body. Examples: Gastrointestinal disorders (or bariatric surgery), kidney disease and sometimes diabetes.
  • Recommended amount: Aim for one ounce of nuts a day. Good choices include almonds, walnuts, cashews, hazelnuts and peanuts (the latter is technically a legume). If you don’t like nuts, other high-magnesium foods include spinach, pumpkin seeds, fish, beans, whole grains and dairy.

HAPPY FOOD #6: COFFEE

  • The caffeine in coffee, tea and other caffeinated beverages is a very beneficial compound. One study found that people with mild cognitive impairment were less likely to develop full-fledged Alzheimer’s disease when they had the caffeine equivalent of about three cups of coffee a day.
  • Caffeine can temporarily improve your memory and performance on tests. It enhances coordination and other parameters of physical performance. When you feel energized, you feel happier. Also, people who feel good from caffeine may be more likely to engage in other happiness-promoting behaviors, such as seeing friends and exercising.
  • Recommended amount: The challenge is finding the “sweet spot”—just enough caffeine to boost mood but not so much that you get the shakes or start feeling anxious. For those who aren’t overly sensitive to caffeine, one to three daily cups of coffee or tea are about right.

WHAT NOT TO EAT

Some people turn to food or drink for comfort when they’re feeling down. Here’s what not to eat or drink when you’ve got the blues….
  • Alcohol: Alcohol is a depressant of the central nervous system. When you initially consume alcohol, it produces a euphoric effect and you become more animated and less inhibited. But as you continue drinking and more alcohol crosses the blood-brain barrier, the depressant effect predominates.
  • Baked goods: When you eat high-sugar, high-fat carbs such as cookies, pastries and donuts, you tend to want more of them. The food gives you a temporary “good feeling,” but the excess food intake that typically results causes drowsiness and often self-loathing.
Source: Tonia Reinhard, MS, RD, a registered dietitian and professor at Wayne State University in Detroit. She is the program director for the Coordinated Program in Dietetics, course director of clinical nutrition at Wayne State University School of Medicine and past president of the Michigan Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics. She is author of Superfoods: The Healthiest Foods on the Planet and SuperJuicing: More Than 100 Nutritious Vegetable & Fruit Recipes (both from Firefly).   
* Publication: Bottom Line Personal
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 The Right Way to Wash and Care for your Face (7 steps)

While washing our face  seems to be an easy daily task, we should take note on how we wash our face to ensure we're doing it the right way. I came across this infographic, that i want to share with you, that shows 7 easy steps on how to correctly wash and care for your face the right way

 may seem like a mundane daily routine, we should pay a tad bit more attention on how we wash our face to ensure we’re giving our face the right amount of care that we deserve. We came across this neat infographic that we want to share with you, that puts it in 7 simple steps:


With these steps, we our face will be more radiant, beautiful and flawless. Voila. I will post more soon. 


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Class Act

All your back-to-school beauty problems/ dilemmas - solved
Classes are in session for all of you in need of extra help, when it comes to basic-to-school beauty. Once school starts, along with all the extracurricular and after school activities, study hours, and etc, you'll be you'll be kicking yourself for not having kept up your energy! Here are some beauty problems that you might encounter in school, along with its solutions..

Solutions for this problems: read here on my hubpage

http://cuttierish.hubpages.com/hub/Beauty-101-Class-Act
  •  Shiny Skin   
  • Flaky Skin:
  • B.O (Body Odor)
  • Bad hair day
  • Chapped Lips
  • Excess Sweating
  • Nail Picking
  • The "No Makeup" Rule
  • Dark Eyebags
  • Cologne Overdose
  • Wet Hair
  • Post-PE Grime
  • Bad Breath 
  • Icy Breakout
  •  Stinky feet
http://cuttierish.hubpages.com/hub/Beauty-101-Class-Act
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HOW TO TALK ABOUT WOMEN

This is a list of how to talk about Women and be Politically Correct:


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. (yep!)
She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She does not GET YOU EXCITED-She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.
She is not KINKY - She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER.
She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.
She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. (Honk Honk!)
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
She does not NAG YOU - She becomes orally REPETITIVE
She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
She is not a TWO BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.


FOR MEN, READ HERE:
http://myworldly-life.blogspot.com/2009/02/politically-correct-way-to-talk-about.html
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