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 GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN AND ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

 GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
 

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing up is mandatory; growing  old is! optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down
there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.


THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus
4) You look like Santa Claus.
 

SUCCESS:
At age  4 success is . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . .. . not peeing in your pants.


Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.
 

Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*
 

Take the time to live!!!
Life is too short
Diamond


To know more tips in battling the common foot problems out there, and have a happy feet: read what i posted in my hubpages account: Foot Notes: Dealing with the common foot problems
 (there is a couple common foot problems added here)




 

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My Article on the treating acne: 

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What Your Coffee Says About You

Need some chitchat over a cup of coffee? Check out this cool list of coffee personalities. There isn't a shred of scientific backing and it might have a touch of flawed logic, but give it a try anyway and see if there is any accuracy of not. 


 Picture via (thedoghousediaries)

 *As for me, I'm an amalgamation of espresso, mocha, latte, americano, and frappuccino. But I'd love to know, which kind of coffee are you?

 STRESS BREAKERS

  • Catch it IMMEDIATELY: Catch it becomes it a MONSTER!
  • Spell it OUT: Write down your feelings to give focus to the problem 
  • Grab a BITE to EAT: Hungry? Low blood Sugar? Grab some munchies and SMILE

 

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